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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings? Ali."

"[Sees restaurant is packed] *Pays hostess $20 to read note* ""Attn patrons there is a vintage yard sale across the street"" *Hipsters clear*"

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."

"The difference between ""like"" ""love"" and ""in love"" is the same as the difference between ""for now"" ""for a while"" and ""forever"""

"If history is any indication a lot more stuff is bound to happen."

"I had a friend from North Korea. When I asked him how the country was, he said, ""I can't complain..."""

"Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!"

"A heads up.. So when searching for a place to eat at work and a coworker tells you about The Black Angus Campfire Feast and the boss is standing behind you. Check the spelling before hitting enter."

"The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones."

"If you're American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom... What are you in the bathroom? European"