135934

Joke of the Day

"Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you."

"I'm addicted to glue You just get attached to it"

"Three penguins 3 penguins are walking down the road in Arizona. First one looks at the other two and says "" what the fuck we doing out here!!!!"""

"I would never write a joke in multiple choice form... Because A) person who thinks that it would B) funny should go C) a psychiatrist."

"Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield."

"Turn off autocorrect? Challinje aceptid."

"I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog... It was a Shi-tzu"

"We get it, painters: you love naked women and bowls of fruit."

"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."