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Joke of the Day

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."

"What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear? Boulangerie."

"If you're gonna write a 300 word Instagram description for your photo, go ahead & throw a murder confession in there. Nobody will ever know."

"Shot pool with my 15yo son. Taught him a valuable lesson. You can restart a video game 1000 times. You can only lose your allowance once."

"What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul."

"If Twitter adds an edit button you'll retweet ""I like kittens"" and ten minutes later it'll say ""I drink period blood."""

"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"

"I like my science like I like my penises: hard."

"Apparently it's not enough to just show up, you need to be wearing pants as well."