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Joke of the Day
"Turn off autocorrect? Challinje aceptid."
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"What do you call a cow that had an abortion.... Decalfeinated. Thank you, I'll show myself out now."
"Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs? To stop getting confused as feminists"
"What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows? Tetris"
"Confucius say, many hand make for light work, But one hand make for quick job."
"What do you call a Marshmallow eaten by Aliens? A Mars-mallow"
"A pickup line for people named Matt. ""Hey girl, you should sleep with me, my name's short for mattress."" (Just made it up today, please don't hate me.)"
"I would shave my beard... but it's kind of grown on me."
"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"
"Just googled ""who is Gossip Girl?"" and swear I heard my mom whisper ""you're one of us now."""