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Joke of the Day
"Turn off autocorrect? Challinje aceptid."
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"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."
"Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle? To fit in the box."
"10 ways to stop Procrastinating 1."
"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."
"I sealed a fart in a jar for my wife to open because I know how to romance a lady."
"i sent all my sims to universitey & they all became computer scientists & proved they were living in a simulation so i unpluged my computor"
"Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted? Diversion Mary"
"-Honey, what made you fall in love with me? -Your mother. -But my mother lives 5000 miles away. -That's why..."
"What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)"