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Joke of the Day
"I'm addicted to glue You just get attached to it"
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"Aquafina is Spanish for ""tap water in a plastic bottle"""
"How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner."
"I think my dog wants to be a carpenter. He likes roofing."
"Has anyone ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they"
"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."
"Obama supporters are like Christmas lights... Half of them don't work and the other half aren't very bright."
"I don't think it's nice to make fun of schizophrenics. And neither do I."
"Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes one cigarette lighter."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."