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Joke of the Day

"The only relative I want to see at my door is Papa John."

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."

"The Devil's Business What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him? -""Nice doing business with you!"""

"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"

"Fun fact: Snakes don't exist. They were made up by scientists in 1923 as a joke that went too far so they just kinda rolled with it"

"What does a tree do when it wants to go home? It leaves."

"Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12"

"I think RoastMe should be renamed... to DaisExMachina."

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.. And says ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""

"I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat."