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Joke of the Day
"What does a tree do when it wants to go home? It leaves."
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"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire."
"We all know Elton John is amazing on the paino.. But did you know that he sucks on the organ?"
"There is a order to the universe: space, time, and Chuck Norris...just kidding Chuck Norris is the first"
"My friend said he wanted to float at the top of the troposphere.... I said ""You can't be cirrus."""
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"What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read.........."
"Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing."
"Thought of this while making breakfast. What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair? A cup of yogurt."