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Joke of the Day

"What does a tree do when it wants to go home? It leaves."

"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"

"What idiot called them acquaintances instead of bud lights"

"What did the bird say after its cage fell apart? Cheap cheap!"

"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."

"Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts."

"I said ""My, what big eyes you have!"" Followed by ""My, what big hands you have!"" And then ""My what big teeth you have!"" My charity gig for children with disabilities did not start out well."

"How do astronauts make a party? They planet."

"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."

"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."