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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? One goes **Whack** ""Shit!"" and the other goes ""Shit!"" **Whack**"

"Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna? I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great."

"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"

"Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself? The somnambulance."

"Why cant a bicykle stand on its own? Because its two tired! *badum tiss*"

"Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads? - Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)"

"Poker is like sex Not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds"

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen that said 'Parking Fine'."

"I once met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds fake, dozen tit?"