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Joke of the Day

"Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads? - Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)"

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ""Don't Feed the Animals"" rule."

"Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire."

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? GayLick"

"If the new Instagram logo makes you upset, wait until you hear about child soldiers in central Africa."

"Today I decided to burn some calories.. So I lit a fat kid on fire."

"So, Schrodinger walks into a vet with his cat. The nurse takes the cat, goes into the room, and comes out 10 minutes later. ""Sir, we have good news and bad news."""

"Im not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five."

"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."

"I hate colored pencils. I'd rather dye than use them."