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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am."

"How did the Hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"I think my boss from flint is trying to poison me... Handing out all these Pb and jelly sandwiches."

"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."

"Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos? Everybody hates Pilipinos."

"Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality."

"Last night I ate out a handicapped girl ...my mother always told me to eat my vegetables"

"I think there are female hormones in beer Because, if you start drinking to much you start to get fat and you lose the ability to drive."

"My wife just told me she's leaving me if I don't stop drinking I told her "" Come on honey just one more drink, and I will help you pack!"

"Two priest walk into bar and disappointed... there are no young boys there."