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Joke of the Day

"A porn star comes running up to a laundromat just as it's closing, offering to trade sex so she can wash her clothes. [nsfw] She just wanted to get one more load in."

"Help your friends diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn."

"Drunk drivers run stop signs Stones wait for them to turn green."

"What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals? Human Resources."

"A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, ""Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!"" The toad yells back, ""Naw man, you're in de-nile"""

"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"

"Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every time you stand under it you can have a snack."

"Is ""drunk"" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...."

"Michael Jackson to be recycled"

"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"