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Joke of the Day
"It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work."
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"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls."
"What do you call a criminal jazz player? Felonius Monk!"
"Study shows that people eat more bananas than monkeys I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!"
"How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers."
"""This tweet isn't funny yet. Welp, better remove all the commas and capital letters! Ah, PERFECTION!"" --me"
"Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future."
"~tips fedora at mosquito~ Mlaria"
"TL; DR: Action hero references Oedipus Die Hard's John McClane and his catchphrase . . ."
"To where going Batman running fast? To the Bathroom"