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Joke of the Day
"Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future."
Next Joke
"I have a dog to make sure that the noises in the middle of the night are nothing serious and I have a cat to make those noises."
"TIL there is a new type of morning-after pill, and it's for men! It changes blood type."
"I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. When I woke up I was, like, 0mg!"
"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful, everything is falling out from the other side."""
"My favorite party game is taking a drink every time I feel insecure amidst the surrounding group of people."
"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it..."
"Why couldn't the redditor fit his dick into Ray Charles mouth? TL;DR"
"Constantly saying ""I don't care about sports"" is a form of caring about sports"
"Why do Welsh farmers .... Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back"