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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion? Two fingers."
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"you'll know you're a grown-up when you keep fifteen unnecessary pillows on your bed"
"A black man went into a bank and asked for a job. ""You're in luck!"" said the manager. $50 thousand a year, and a car!! ""You're joking!"" said the black man. ""Of course I'm joking. But you started it!!"""
"He was a satyr boy She said see you later boy He wasn't goat enough for her"
"Wow, somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes! It's about fucking time."
"Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal."
"""I'm not racist. I have several friends who are black... for Halloween. """
"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."
"Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell ""Hogwash!"""
"What do you call a singing laptop? A dell"