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Joke of the Day

"From an Obit: He was always a daredevil His last words were ""Watch this."""

"Sad news about the Michelin Man.. He's retyred.."

"What do you call Santa's wife? Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out."

"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it. If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home."

"Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry? Server Not Found."

"Kids, rap music has been around since 1979, we've all heard it. You aren't being edgy by playing it loudly at an intersection."

"Go to a Mexican restaurant, get a table for two, tell them you're waiting for your date & then eat free chips & salsa for 7 years."

"Rectal Myopia Calling into work: ""I'm going to be out today with rectal myopia."" ""What's that?"" ""I just can't see my ass coming in."""

"I recently met someone who told me that he couldn't smell. I don't think he nose what he's missing out on."