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Joke of the Day
"I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans."
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"A duck walks into a store and says, ""Give me some fucking Chapstick."" The clerk says, ""Alright, settle down you feathered cunt... How are you going to pay for that?"" ""Oh, just put it on my bill."""