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Joke of the Day
"I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans."
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"A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android ""What exactly is going on?"", I asked. He replied, ""A Major engineering feet."""
"A friend just texted me & asked for relationship advice. That's like asking the pope to name all the members of Slipknot."
"Math puns are the first sine of insanity Title"
"What do you call a Pakistani prostitute in France? Lahore."
"My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook. This Is a typical ""no right answer"" type of situation."
"I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking."
"How do you know when you're turning 40? When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh"
"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."
"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."