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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears? 9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)"

"What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego."

"LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same"

"Thanksgiving was like the last supper for the Indians."

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a waterhole? Well, it's a deep subject."

"I tried explaining to someone why smoking weed is bad for you. To be blunt, I don't think they were paying much attention."

"Number 1 best thing about waterparks: boobs. I'm sure there's a number 2 best thing, but #1 has got me pretty occupied at the moment."

"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"

"What sport are Mexicans best at? Cross country."

"If it takes 150 yards of stewed tripe to make a pair of leather britches for a bull, how long does it take for a double breasted cockroach to climb a bar of soft soap? You tell me and we'll both know."