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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a horse out of jail? Hay bail."
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"Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk? It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear"
"I walked into a family bathroom today at the movies... I identify as a family."
"What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck."
"I couldn't be trusted with a time machine. I'd get killed going back and testing whether or not Velociraptors really could open doors."
"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."
"Hey Click this link."
"Before I die I want to be chased through the back of a Chinese restaurant."
"When I get a dog I'm going to name it syndrome"
"My puppy is a bastard son of a bitch His mother is a single mother"