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Joke of the Day
"When I get a dog I'm going to name it syndrome"
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"Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker? They have to take ACE inhibitors."
"Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number."
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"All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. Now put your hands up! Lol. But seriously, ladies. This is a robbery."
"I may be schizophrenic But at least I have each other"
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"Drug dealing is a great occupation because if it doesn't work out, you can always tutor children in fractions."
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