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Joke of the Day

"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."

"How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand."

"I just feel like you shouldn't be using a selfie stick unless you're a T-Rex."

"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"

"Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**"

"Boss rushes frantically into manager's office... ""Hey, have you been screwing my assistant?"" ""No!"" ""Great! Then YOU fire her."""

"GRADUATION TIP: Don't graduate! The real world is terrifying. Hide out in the library. They can't make you leave if they can't find you!"

"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."

"Why can't you play UNO with a mexican? They always steal the green card."

"If I commit suicide, it'll be for a shallow reason, like unrequited texts. But the note I leave will mention world hunger at least 11 times."