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Joke of the Day

"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."

"Viagra thieves did you hear about the viagra thieves? The cops are looking for a group of hardened criminals"

"Why shouldn't white people swim? Crackers get soggy when wet."

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma"

"""GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND WE MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD FOR ANYTHING"" ""sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad, bring it in"""

"How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question."

"I dig. You dig. We dig. They dig. He dig. She dig. Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep."

"Two days is not enough time for a weekend."

"No kid, you don't have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones."

"When I'm having a bad day, I like to think of Prince William, Prince and will.i.am introducing themselves to each other."