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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
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"Why don't English teachers like parole? They prefer complete sentences."
"How are pirates like pimps? They both have gold teeth and say ""yo ho!"""
"All men approve of premarital sex......until they have a daughter."
"[robbery in progress in the store I'm at] *quickly remembers training from karate school* *bows to robber* *is kicked in head so hard*"
"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."
"Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today"
"In Soviet Russia... Joke kills you."
"Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy."
"M: Come to bed... Her: I have a headache M: You're a robot! H: M: H: ...SELF DESTRUCT [BOOM] M: Nice try but you're still under warranty!"