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Joke of the Day

"*goes 100mph in Prius *gets pulled over by police Cop: HOW"

"My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes. I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet."

"Please don't get me wrong, but I like to see people dying Seeing their hair become blonde is really awesome."

"Twitter. Where people you don't know are better friends than your real friends."

"Why did the farmer name his pig ""pork Chop"" Because 'Bacon' was already taken."

"Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce? Because it happened in the *past*a."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. ^^^^^Sorry"

"A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a firefight. The Stormtrooper misses every shot, and the Red Shirt still dies."

"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."

"""I was going to watch a German football team play today, but I couldn't leave the house because I don't know where I left the key."" ""Bayern?"" ""No, I checked the mantelpiece."""