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Joke of the Day

"Red light : Stop Yellow light : Proceed w/ caution Green light : Wait till everyone hates you then go"

"Two Goldfish are in a tank and one says to the other, you drive, I'll fire the gun"

"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"

"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."

"My girlfriend complained about me moving on too fast."

"What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona? Tucson."

"What did the businessman say to the other businessman? We're both businessmen."

"My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really. She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack."

"Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years? I don't have 2020 vision."

"What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language? You have bad hand writing"