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Joke of the Day
"Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know but your meal tastes worse."
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"I got kicked out of the hospital tonight. Apparently the sign ""Stroke Patients Here"" meant something different."
"Tell me your story, park-giant-truck-diagonally guy. Things will never get better if we don't dialogue."
"Girls are like blackjack... Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
"What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister? Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay"
"What do you call an detective's glasses? Inspectacles"
"me on my first date: ""for me to continue this relationship you need to choose correctly"" [i pull a frog & a lizard out of my pocket]"
"Anyone know any good Batman and Robbin jokes? A girls I work with claims to know them all and I need to win this :D"
"The time traveler was still hungry after his meal... So he went back four seconds."
"I think that, in the space race, the U.S.S.R. got to Mars first. Because mars is the red planet."