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Joke of the Day

"I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword. All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!"

"Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't ""all that,"" but the reception was great!"

"A man is shot... He recently converted to islam."

"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."

"Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire :("

"What do we want? Race Car Noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeoooooooowwwww!"

"I'm quitting drinking for good Now I drink for Evil."

"What do you call closet Purge ?"

"""Sir u have a hernia"" ""Haha c'mon doc don't u mean a HISnea?"" ""No I meant hern-"" ""Im obviously a guy. How did u even get a medical license?"""