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Joke of the Day
"He's a few clowns short of a circus. "
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"Ho Ho Ho Do you know; There is a dyslexic devil cult who worship Santa??"
"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."
"A chemist is surprised by a pan of old-fashioned magnesium photo flash powder going off in front of his face. ""MgO!"" He shouts, temporarily blinded."
"How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark."
"Unscramble these words Unscramble these words ! 1) PENSI 2) HITLRE 3) NIGGRE 4) BUTTSXE DO YOU GET SPINE,LITHER,GINGER AND SUBTEXT ?"
"There was a dyslexic devil worshipor. He sold his soul to santa"
"Cop: Tell us what you know! Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*"
"I got a 2nd job..It's not official..I dress like a host at T.G.I.Fridays, then I pick up credit cards & say ""Be right back""..I don't go back"
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"