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Joke of the Day

"Tried to find a joke about impared ejaculation But it just won't cum"

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"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."
"[Game of Thrones] What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend? Gilly suit"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long if you're fat."
"What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John"
"What can bring The Beatles back together? Two more bullets."
"What's long and black? The unemployment line"
"What do you call a man doing dishes? Single."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"