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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man doing dishes? Single."
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"I asked for soundproof walls my mom also got me a straight jacket"
"What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"
"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"
"Any room can be a panic room if she tells you ""we need to talk"""
"How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow."
"I don't lie. I have, however, invented my own language which uses a lot of the same words as English but with somewhat altered meanings."
"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."
"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
"Why Are Cats Bad Debaters? Because they're always pussyfooting!"