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Joke of the Day

"Proof that Jesus and his disciples were all Mexicans... It says in the Bible that they all traveled in one accord!"

"Racial issues in America are very complex They're not just black and white"

"I accidentally dripped some mustard on my newborn daughter's forehead and long story short a nurse just walked in and saw me lick the baby."

"What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping? A clean sheet."

"What did one horny whale say to the other? Wanna humpback at my place?"

"God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib"

"because yoda was in charge of the jokes why was the punchline in the title"

"What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise? Open the door and kick her out."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."

"What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ? A second line"