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"What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John"
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"I asked a gym instructor to teach me how to do the splits ... He said, ''How flexible are you''? I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''."
"I probably shouldn't boast, but, no matter what city I'm in, the banner ads say the same three hot chicks are dying to meet me."
"How does Big Boss store his photos? On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :\"
".@Oprah If I were as rich as you I'd shit on the floor & tell a senator to pick it up."
"*16 calls me at office* 16: Are you stopping at the grocery store tonight? Me: No 16: You're out of beer Me: Ok I will, what do you want?"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The blonde keeps sucking after you slap her."
"A pedophile chicken has sex with an egg... Obviously the chicken came first."
"What do you call 4 dogs and a black bird? Spice girls"
"[Wonder Woman shows up] Superman: Is she with you? Batman: I thought she was with you? Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today"