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Joke of the Day
"What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John"
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"Whats green and goes through walls? A frog if you throw it hard enough..."
"*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*"
"[shower song] Im all outta Dove Im soapless without you I'll never get clean Now that you are all gone *grabs shampoo mic* IM ALL OUTTA DOVE"
"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"
"What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!"
"What kind of fabric does Mario use? Denim denim denim."
"My friend asked why I have a folder named ""dick pics"" I told him because nobody will open it and find my porn."
"Mad Cow Disease So two cows are talking in a field, The first cow says ""hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease that is going around?"" The second cow says ""Naw bro, I'm a helicopter."""
"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? Come on. Lets go to lunch. My treat."