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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes? A corn snake"

"Doesn't say much for humanity that the most popular are also the least interesting."

"Sometimes you'll hate a person when you first meet because it saves time."

"Today a preacher told me that Jesus died for me, it made feel feel horrible.... I didn't even know the poor guy was sick!"

"What is Niglish? You're an asshole. Just go away."

"Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener."

"The government should pay for everyone to get massages on November 9th."

"A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a Bench... and they see a group of young boys walk by. The Priest says ""Do you want to fuck those kids?"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""

"A sexy radical feminist walks out of a civil rights meeting with blood on her hands... ... When asked what happened, she replied: ""a small issue came up, and we had to cut it short"""

"I'd like to go to Holland some day... Wooden shoe?"