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Joke of the Day

"When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question"

"Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels? Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue."

"Just came back from the Zoo and saw a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity."

"Why do people cry when they are first born? 1. 100 million of your brethren have just died. Someone has to mourn for them. 2. Title: ""first born"" Can you be born a second time?"

"I just left my job, see why ? She : I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Me : What did he say ? She : You're fired."

"Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa."

"get pizza or die trying"

"I tried to take up juggling... But I just didn't have the balls... I'm not even sorry"

"A lot of my friends struggle hard with drug addiction and alcoholism but they both came real easy for me."

"What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)"