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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor give me the news I've got a bad case of lov- oh what's that? It's AIDS? Well that just doesn't rhyme at all"

"Last night I had a dream that I wrote the Lord of the Rings. When I woke up my wife said I had been Tolkien in my sleep..."

"I shot a black man the other day. Now I'm being charged for impersonating a police officer."

"*tries for a year to brush and floss better* *goes to dentist* Dentist: Do you even own a toothbrush?"

"Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke."

"No one got screwed worse than male ladybugs."

"Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me ""How do you tell the difference?"". I told him ""It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..."" ""..and Derek has a moustache"""

"Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: ""Dey go bah"""

"What's the difference between a Unicorn and a cop who treats black people fairly? Nothing; they both don't exist."