1990
Joke of the Day
"Pinocchio When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood? when his hand caught fire!!"
Next Joke
"A boy was born of an Indian , Irish , Chinese and an Italian Grandmother They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee i'll see myself out"
"Fact - If you add ""ish"" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything"
"I used to hate math, But then I realized, decimals had a point."
"What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note."
"Two pretzels were walking down the street, then one got a-salted"
"My card got declined buying toilet paper shit."
"You haven't lived until you've tried to make a bed and the sheets get caught by a ceiling fan and destroy all lamps in the room"
"Why aren't cremations given out for free? Because you have to urn them."
"Knock knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!"