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Joke of the Day

"Jogging but instead lying in bed with your eyes shut."

"Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms? Better grip. Happy Halloween :)"

"I have been playing DotA2 all day... My whole dagon"

"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar. There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews."

"A judge had sex with an underage boy... Reports say the judge is not going to face any charges. He tried him as an adult"

"What can you tell your dog but not your girlfriend? Sit down and beg There are a million answers to this. Come on reddit, make my day better."

"finally sold everything that reminded me of my ex. kinda nice, I got $20 for her clothes, $50 for her tv, and $100 for our kid"

"Why do people tip cows? Their service isn't even that good."

"Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!"