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Joke of the Day

"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."

"Punk rockers are unruly, what do they like most about women though? Their CCCCUUUUUNNNNNTTTTT!!!"

"Well... the Earth just rotated 360 degrees on its axis. Let's call it a day."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? John got dirty. Wanna hear a clean joke? John took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a naughty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"What does ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"When a woman says, ""We need to talk"", it's no good. Never has a woman said, ""We need to talk"" and followed it up with ""about pillow forts""."

"How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb."

"Divorce & Circumcision Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."