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Joke of the Day

"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"Did you know Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.... Ella Vader."

"Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Flatbread"

"Donald Trump's Vice President... ...Charlie Sheen, cause they will be Winning!"

"Garbanzo beans vs chickpeas I used to to not know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea. But last night I definitely didn't have a garbanzo on my face."

"What do you get when you put a bunch of roosters into a compactor? A cock block!"

"At lunch with 5 of my bestest phones!!!"

"Why did the dolphin kill himself? A lack of porpoise."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He looked at his gas bill."