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Joke of the Day

"I'm not the male chauvinist one God is, he is the one that made women inferior."

"Honey, I think the milks gone bad ""what makes you say that dear?"" *milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where's your purse?"

"What does it take to claim the world record for 'most blowjobs in one hour? You need to be able to blow a lot of guys in quick suck session. ^^^yeah ^^^I ^^^know ^^^it's ^^^lame"

"There's a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You'd better f*cking be there."

"What does this joke's punchline & a 50 foot penis have in common? You can see them coming from miles away."

"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."

"What's the point of making a whistle only rapists can hear?"

"Bush meets Jared one did 9-11. the other did 9-11 year olds."

"I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it."

"I beat a black belt at karate. My next challenger is a green sock."