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Joke of the Day

"Bush meets Jared one did 9-11. the other did 9-11 year olds."

"I like to pretend I'm on ""American Idol"" by holding a piece of paper with a number on it and running out of a room like an idiot."

"I think it works! GUYS! I just invented time travel!"

"Jokes What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama when he proposed?"

"I just finished doing 100 push-ups over a period of 8 years"

"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"

"I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukkake party. You should have seen her face."

"Mom: (weeping) Son...your Grandpa...he...he... He, overdosed on viagra... (sobs) Dad: i'm sure this i HARD for you... (Not my joke heard this and died laughing, had to share)"

"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Sometimes a canoe tips!"