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Joke of the Day

"What does this joke's punchline & a 50 foot penis have in common? You can see them coming from miles away."

"Asked a girl what I had to do to get her, she said, ""GET LOST!"" So I stared... Realising she wasn't saying more, I asked, ""which season?"""

"When is a door not a door? When it's AJAR!"

"Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear."

"My father reminds me of Jesus Christ. Not that he resembles him or anything. Its just that he left, said he was gonna come back, and never did."

"The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."

"Why is leather so good for sneaking around in? Because leather is made of hide."

"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men..."

"Sandwich: Hi. Barman: Sorry, we dont serve food in here."

"Your girlfriend is much prettier with her hair down. And by down' I mean over her face'."