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Joke of the Day

"Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 21. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals."

"Horrible joke I made up as a kid Why are frogs on the endangered species list? Because they croak a lot!"

"What do you call a fat psychic... ...a psychic you fat shaming cunt"

"I'm just me looking for fun"

"What do you call an airplane that has sex with both men and women? A biplane."

"Dead Alive Other"

"I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed."

"An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true."

"What do somolian pirates use as weapons? Arrrrpg's"

"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"