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"I'm just me looking for fun"
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"When my toddlers ask where mommy is, I explain that she's gone to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym."
"I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record... ...she called me a riceist"
"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has a hook hand..."
"I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on."
"""What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"" ""That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...."" ""That's not so big!"" ""Between the eyes?"""
"When a woman says, ""We need to talk"", it's no good. Never has a woman said, ""We need to talk"" and followed it up with ""about pillow forts""."
"If women only knew of the horrors men have imagined to prevent premature ejaculation. We've seen things. Horrible horrible things."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars Colin all cars !"