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"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."
"""I know she told me to buy Tampax, but I'll buy the store brand that's on sale instead."" The last thoughts of a man who's about to die."
"My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments."
"IF I WIN THE LOTTERY MY CATS ARE GETTING GOLD TEETH AND CANOPY BEDS"
"How are AIDS researchers like Jews? There's a lot less of them than there used to be..."
"If I had a time machine, I would go back to the day we first let my daughter watch SpongeBob SquarePants and just destroy our TV"
"What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill. "
"Did you know the internet was created by egyptians They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls. Inspired by a post on showerthoughts"
"What is the favorite note of a priest? A minor"