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Joke of the Day

"What do somolian pirates use as weapons? Arrrrpg's"

"What do you get when you combine 99 lesbians and a politician? 100 people that don't do dick"

"An increasing number of farmers are losing their crops due to drought It's a growing problem."

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. They will just keep reposting the same lightbulb."

"Two yogurts are sitting on a shelf... One yogurt starts talking about art, so the other turns and says, ""wow, you sure are cultured."""

"Couldn't afford the ""Wheres Waldo"" book for my baby niece so I just Tivo'd the winter X-games and told her to find a black man in the stands"

"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"

"I don't get it Friend: ""1980's called, they want their music back"" Me: ""The mirror called, they want their joke back"" Friend: ""I don't get it"""

"I get suicidal when I play guitar So I don't fret about it Sorry [8]"

"humpy dumpy yo mom is like humpy dumpy first she gets hump then she gets dumped"