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Joke of the Day

"A good way to know you'll be paying more than 5 dollars for a coffee is if the guy making it looks like one of the Lumineers."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !"

"A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."

"Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide."

"Alcohol is never the answer...... Unless the question is, ""What is C2H5OH?"""

"I got into a fight with an artist last night... We drew."

"applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist"

"Oh look! A guy with ""Stand-Up Comic"" in his bio unfollowed me two seconds after I followed back. That's never happened before."

"I watched a documentary about the lives of beavers last night... It was the best dam movie I've ever seen."