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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show? Moshed potatoes."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !"
"How do you make an Ethiopian grow? Just add water."
"Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."
"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."