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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West compared his relationship with Kim Kardashian to Romeo and Juliet. So we won't have to deal with them too much longer, you guys."

"Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself."

"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."

"What wine pairs best with this bomb-ass Nokia ringtone"

"Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade."

"A friend is like a car I dont have one"

"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"

"What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus? You get an a-wart!"

"A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying ""If you don't eat all your cotton you won't get any satin."""

"say a prayer for all the men who are forced to carry their girlfriends' purses"