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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time? Getting all high and mighty"
Next Joke
"What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day? An exoplanet."
"Convincing someone to have sex is a lot like getting ketchup out of a glass bottle. It's a lot easier with a knife."
"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"
"Why can't woman drive? Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!"
"My German friend brought his newly-bought laptop to me... ...and said ""I shouldn't have bought one with a English keyboard. Can you tell me what this is?"" He then pointed at the space bar."
"What did the mod say to the other? [deleted]"
"What did the Jew say at the Football game? Get the quarter back!"
"Bobby Flay's sister is pretty big in the dessert game too. Sue Flay."
"They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I'm dreading it."