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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her."

"Yeah, I've got that Sexy Librarian thing going on. Except I'm not sexy. Or a librarian. I would like you to keep it down though."

"Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around."

"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""

"Auto correct changed ""absence"" to ""absinthe"" and now my kid's school won't let me be on the PTA."

"No joke, I'm in India This is no joke, I took a long light to India after a long time. I see so many lines, long lines of cars and buses, lines for shopping. etc. No punchline."

"I'm going to the grocery store where I'll try to get the cashier to call 911 based only on the items I'm purchasing."

"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."

"difference between a crow and a raven one has 4 pinion feathers and the other has 5 pinion feathers, so the difference is a matter of a pinion"

"If white guys are day drinking, it's inevitable that they're going to start wrestling at some point later that night."