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Joke of the Day

"Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic."

"Hear about the paranoid guy who stopped using twitter? He said everyone was following him."

"Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now."

"What do you call suicide committed while shitting? Seppooku."

"When I wrote ""Spiritual"" on my online-dating profile, I meant I like to watch 'Ghostbusters'."

"New E Sport So there is a doctor in NYC that came down with ebola...he went bowling the night before admittance, created new sport...eboling"

"A flock of dads is called a grill."

"3 am phone call, ""Hey, are you asleep?"" Nope, Im skydiving."

"Where does Fred Weasley shop? Forever 21."

"What do amputee bears and regular bears have in common? They both have four legs. (assuming the amputee is missing a different appendage)"