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Joke of the Day
"Adele joke Why the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side"
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"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."
"I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, ""I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."""
"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"
"Yo mama so fat... She had a heart attack. Is everything okay, bud?"
"This vegan I met said she knew me But I'd never seen herbivore"
"I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch"
"""If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours"" - Inventors of boomerangs"
"Someone should make a movie where something unusual appears, and the scientists want to study it and the military wants to shoot it."
"""My Cocaine"" How Michael Caine says his name..."